I’m shit at life when it comes to boys. I’m so single it isn’t even funny. I don’t even understand. Any boys out there want to give me advice? But seriously, I’m getting a kitten soon, shits gettin’ real. hit us up with some wisdom fellas :) I sure as hell need it
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Anonymous asked: hiiii :) how was your night?
School holidays have started and I forgot how annoying it is. I made a video. Enjoy! CLICK HERE
Anonymous asked: ever been eaten out? if so, how does it feel? were you scared?
Get dirty. Get fucking filthy. Get poor. Get off your ass. Get desperate. Get dangerous. Get vilified. Get vile. Get romantic. Get fucked. Get moving. Get productive. Get pro-active. Get started. Get your own life. Get doing something. Anything. Because before you know it you’re 40 with kids, a mortgage, and responsibilities that cause your fun to come second. So before cancer, before...
Men don’t really want to be friends with women, they’ve already got...– Nora Ephron (via 69th street)